Hi, I think
in this moment, hearing all the people talking ‘bout football its boring, both
for those who don't like it, and for those who like it. For that reason I’d
like to talk about another theme relapsed with the World Cup Brazil 2014, my
topic this week will be:
THE
SELECTED CHILEAN FOOTBALLERS' LOOKS
Because the
footballers are fashion icons, I think is a good idea review the most important
looks of the main Selected Chilean footballers’ looks, for inspire us to have a
very-nice new look, the World Cup spirit, forget all your problems, and dance
with this big party’s soundtrack. Well, here is my analysis.
To star I’d
like to mention the most successful Chilean footballer, Alexis Sánches, he is,
without a doubt, a role model. He’s look is like a “wannabe a European
footballer”, inspired by the biggest fashion icon: Cristiano Ronaldo. This look
is for Classy men who like to show their superiority, in work, with the money,
but especially with the girls. If you were a poor guy, but now you’re a
successful type, with notorious abdominals and a big wallet, this is your look.
If you want
to look like an intellectual guy, but not too much, Arturo Vidal is your
concerning, you’re successful, you can dress the best and coast brands, but you
don’t forget your past, your roots. For that reason, if you want to look this
way, you have to combine an irregular haircut with Mohican and hair designs (so
“soy del pueblo, pero estiloso”), with bright hoops, “bling, bling”, and Armani
costumes. You are hybridization between a King and a “Flaite”. A little bit cut
in your eyebrow looks nice.
If you
exploits to the smallest sparkle, if your character is more like a Pitbull that
a human, you have to take the Gary Medel look. You don’t care about people
thinks about you, but you like looking “Refined & Elegant”. The hair designs
are for you; your head is a canvas for the hairdresser’s brushstrokes. You can
look hipster too, but your face says “good played, but you aren’t”.
For the
people with a beautiful hair, that doesn’t want to cut, you can get the look by
“The Wizard” Valdivia. But, the fact that your hair can be glorious doesn’t
mean that your face it is also; but doesn’t matter, because it’s probably that
your wife have a “cuica” face, and your kids can have it too.
In the
contrary case, if you don’t have hair (so sad :( ), you can look like the trainer, George
Sampaoli, you have the people adoration (except from colo-colo fans); have a
lot of money, and a pitched voice, but that doesn’t matter that you don’t make
you hear, youre the boss; you have tha powaH, yeah. Yo!!!
In the last
case, we have Pinilla. He’s in a little higher level; He looks like a boy that
can have a correct pronunciation for “Ch”, but the fact to be a footballer
makes you down socials steps. The shinning in your hairs came too well for you,
blonde looks good on you, but you can look good with whatever. Accessories in
your ears, and expensive glasses looks nice for you.
Well, we
don’t have to forget that, in all (or the most) cases mentioned, you can add to
your looks a lots of tattoos (if are names from loves ones, better), and
chewing bubblegum and talk at the same time, its so footballer
