Class #9: the Wolrd Cup

Hi, I think in this moment, hearing all the people talking ‘bout football its boring, both for those who don't like it, and for those who like it. For that reason I’d like to talk about another theme relapsed with the World Cup Brazil 2014, my topic this week will be:

THE SELECTED CHILEAN FOOTBALLERS' LOOKS

Because the footballers are fashion icons, I think is a good idea review the most important looks of the main Selected Chilean footballers’ looks, for inspire us to have a very-nice new look, the World Cup spirit, forget all your problems, and dance with this big party’s soundtrack. Well, here is my analysis.

To star I’d like to mention the most successful Chilean footballer, Alexis Sánches, he is, without a doubt, a role model. He’s look is like a “wannabe a European footballer”, inspired by the biggest fashion icon: Cristiano Ronaldo. This look is for Classy men who like to show their superiority, in work, with the money, but especially with the girls. If you were a poor guy, but now you’re a successful type, with notorious abdominals and a big wallet, this is your look.

If you want to look like an intellectual guy, but not too much, Arturo Vidal is your concerning, you’re successful, you can dress the best and coast brands, but you don’t forget your past, your roots. For that reason, if you want to look this way, you have to combine an irregular haircut with Mohican and hair designs (so “soy del pueblo, pero estiloso”), with bright hoops, “bling, bling”, and Armani costumes. You are hybridization between a King and a “Flaite”. A little bit cut in your eyebrow looks nice.

If you exploits to the smallest sparkle, if your character is more like a Pitbull that a human, you have to take the Gary Medel look. You don’t care about people thinks about you, but you like looking “Refined & Elegant”. The hair designs are for you; your head is a canvas for the hairdresser’s brushstrokes. You can look hipster too, but your face says “good played, but you aren’t”.

For the people with a beautiful hair, that doesn’t want to cut, you can get the look by “The Wizard” Valdivia. But, the fact that your hair can be glorious doesn’t mean that your face it is also; but doesn’t matter, because it’s probably that your wife have a “cuica” face, and your kids can have it too.

 

In the contrary case, if you don’t have hair (so sad :( ), you can look like the trainer, George Sampaoli, you have the people adoration (except from colo-colo fans); have a lot of money, and a pitched voice, but that doesn’t matter that you don’t make you hear, youre the boss; you have tha powaH, yeah. Yo!!!

 

In the last case, we have Pinilla. He’s in a little higher level; He looks like a boy that can have a correct pronunciation for “Ch”, but the fact to be a footballer makes you down socials steps. The shinning in your hairs came too well for you, blonde looks good on you, but you can look good with whatever. Accessories in your ears, and expensive glasses looks nice for you.

Well, we don’t have to forget that, in all (or the most) cases mentioned, you can add to your looks a lots of tattoos (if are names from loves ones, better), and chewing bubblegum and talk at the same time, its so footballer